Raccoon versus Pikachu: Who would win?
by David Ng
(Procrastinating again)
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Comments below on who you think would win…
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(Procrastinating again)
Available here as a tshirt, and an obvious nod to phylogame.org
Comments below on who you think would win…
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You’d think Pikachu would win because of all of that lightning stuff, but raccoons can be downright nasty. Basically, I don’t think Pikachu would stand a chance.
I agree. I think Pikachu will make the mistake of thinking the fight is just another friendly game at first, and then raccoon will learn very quickly that if he/she minimizes grounding, the electricity stuff will be pretty much useless. Plus, does Pikachu even have fangs? Raccoon for the win!
No way. Pikachu all the way, because who really cares about real life animals when you have something as cute as and has as strong a fan base as Pikachu!!!
When I lived in the UBC dorms their was a nasty family of racoons that lived in a tree on my lawn. Those vicious little buggers knew only fight & no flight. From what I saw there, I think the Raccoon would have no problem tearing Pikachu to shreds, in spite of the electricity.
Pikachu! Pikachu!*
*I would so totally beat raccoon ass!
Sure the raccoon would win in a street fight. Unfortunately, biodiversity issues aren’t solve by streetfights. They’re solved by sound public and environmental policies, and if you ask the public who would they want to attach their affections to – Pokemon might actually win there. Isn’t the fact that Pikachu “might” win is pretty tragic?