“FAQ: The Snake Fight Portion of your Thesis Defense” via @mcsweeneys

by David Ng

The full piece by Luke Burns is at McSweeney’s, and it’s awesome. I especially liked this bit:

Q: Are the snakes big?
A: We have lots of different snakes. The quality of your work determines which snake you will fight. The better your thesis is, the smaller the snake will be.

Published at McSweeney’s. Via Brian Switek.