“The use of chopsticks requires a great deal of dexterity, making their use impossible by those without training, and often making their use undesirable by those who do not use them regularly, but who do not wish to risk the embarrassment of dropping or otherwise mishandling the food they are eating. … Accordingly, those wishing to avoid embarrassment while eating often must break with Oriental custom by opting for the less-embarrassing and less enjoyable alternative of using Western-style utensils when eating Oriental cuisine.” (Gerald L. Printz, 1987)

Via Futility Closet.

In truth, this reminds me a little of how everywhere I look, people are staring into their little phone screens. Maybe you are even doing this right now.

Via Retrospace, hattip to Hey Oscar Wilde!.