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It’s not you, it’s your valence electrons (a.k.a. geek breakup line)

Via Pearls Before Swine.

AWESOME! The Linnaeus Card!

Tell me this isn’t freakin’ awesome!

Via the Phylo Game. See other cards here.

The Mere Anticipation of an Interaction with a Woman Can Impair Men’s Cognitive Performance.

We needed peer review to tell us this?

(Click on image for pdf of first page)

Pubmed link, via NCBI ROFL.