As the senior alderman of the East Chemply, Pennsylvania, Town Board of Overseers, I, Walter K. Heblinger, would like to apologize to my constituents, and most especially to my family and my beloved wife, Kirsten, for sexting a nude photograph of myself to various citizens, and I would particularly like to apologize for circling my genitals, in the photograph, with red lipstick and adding vibrating exclamation points, thunderbolts, and the word “Yowza!”

Believe me, this piece by Paul Rudnick just gets better and better as you keep reading. Plus (if I can be serious for a moment), this might actually be a good thing for folks to read so that they learn some of the nuances of social media. i.e. Digital means forever, and often out of your control. (link)